if there's one thing i have no patience for, its computers.
but if you take computers and add stupid people, then MAN YOU BETTER TAKE COVER.
i swear i thought i was going to self-combust this morning when this insipid communications manager kept sending me the same three photos five gagillion times - the exact same photos in the exact same sizes that i repeatedly told her were TOO DAMN SMALL since two weeks ago.
and of course, this supremely generous company has furnished me with this amazingly high-speed desktop that pretty much hangs whenever an email with a file attachment comes in.
not.on.a.bloody.monday.morning!!!!!!!
i sat there, for two whole hours unable to do anything, and raged silently, waiting for the multiple emails to come in with the same sodding photos, and i promise you, i promise you i could feel my blood boiling.
it was only when i started to fantasize about smashing my fist into my in-tray and subsequently using the broken bits to shove the monitor onto the floor that i realised my neck area was extremely and unusually hot.
scarily, scarily hot. i do believe i was on the verge of bursting into flames.
so, calmly, in true angel-esque fashion, i brought my water bottle under the table and crushed it in one swift motion, stood up, flipped my hair, exhaled and breezed out of the office, smiling politely at the "how was your weekend?"s that came my way.
yes, my period is coming.
...and i need a new water bottle.