i dreamt that i was employed to work at a fashion magazine. and when my (gay and very fabulous) boss employed me, he scoffed at my clothes and pushed a black credit card into my hands saying:
"this is yours. every employee has one. every month you have to buy at least three items from top designers to wear to work... we can't have you coming to work wearing that!"
i think i should read a little more of what i read when i was a lit major, and a little less of lauren weisberger :P