Ok so I've had it easy the past three weeks, learning the ropes and shit.

Today  I had to do two full time shifts and OH MAI GAHD now I know why they say working at a wire means you have a bottle of alcohol stashed in your bottom drawer and you smoke like a chimney.

I don't know how my colleagues make it look so easy! One of them is the mildest man I've ever met and the other, the most gentle and level-headed girl ever. My boss is a typical bloke who swears at everything but is patient as hell when teaching you.

 

None of them have alcohol in their desk drawers, and none of them smoke.

 

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?