Problem: how do you pretend to look like you're working whilst you sleep?

Situation: in a conference room, with the door wide open, in full view of all outside and am unable to change seats, plus, the phone rings as shrill as the long john's bell, just continuously, every few minutes.

the want of sleep completely engulfs me, so much so that i'm completely slouched into my chair, the back of the chair playing the role of my neck muscles to hold my now seemingly 3000kg head. where my eyelids feel like they're 2000kg.

OOOOH speaking of eyelids!!! heh i bet all of you have noted the um, bulging-slightly-bigger-than-acceptable eyeballs following your mouse all over the screen. Don't ask me why i add these things to my now extremely pretty blog, those who know me would know who's the one who decided to irritate the shit out of everyone with it. of course, i had approved it, just to annoy you guys. hey, least you can make it go cross-eyed man. its quite cute lah, just that you can't exactly click on anything when it reaches you. i think if they were slightly smaller it wouldve been alright. its funny nonetheless.
its been non-stop functions since christmas eve, another one tonight until sunday. which means non-stop eating as well. i think a mix of Christmas and work is kinda draining, and i'm so looking forward to just watching tv until i fall asleep, and lazing around, doing nothing at all. [actually i'm lazing around doing nothing at all at work, but that doesnt count].

when oh when did i start to become my parents?