Large woman in orange (let's call her pumpkin) sees that the train is bursting at the seams! She makes a run for it! The beeping comes on, indicating that the train doors are closing! She speeds up! The tiny girl at the train entrance (and the target, for sure) gasps in horror! I am stood behind that girl and can feel her lean her body back in fear! Pumpkin barrels in! She makes it!! Surprise! Her shirt is wet from sweat and is plastered onto girl at entrance's face! The rest of us fall backward into the train further, but are glad we are not said girl whose face is wet with pumpkin's effort!
Pumpkin smiles like a champ! Other girl looks like she's going to cry! Dingdingding!
Le sigh.
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3 comments:
Have I told you once this couple with the baby were trying to make it for the train when the door was closing? The wife got past the train doors, the husband couldn't make it, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING BUT HE TOSSED THE BABY IN LIKE A RUGBY BALL for the wife to 'HOP' WHILE THE DOOR WAS CLOSING. OMFG.
WHAT'S THE POINT YOU TELL ME WHAT'S THE POINT??
...omfg.
i would have called child services on their butts.
awesome stories indeed!
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