Update: Proof that some friends are just out to kill me.

At 10am today:

wanxin:legal fee. legal and professional fees?

me:excuse me?

wanxin:FEES

wanxin:fee

me:are you trying to ask me a question?

wanxin:yesss

me:i don't understand ur question

me:SPEAK IN FULL SENTENCES, WANXIN!

wanxin:HAHAHAHA

--later, on the same issue--

wanxin:i always thought is all plural

me:nah it's like: you have to pay a FEE to get on the train.

me:but here is a list of FEES for the train

me:make sense?

wanxin:not conductor?

me:you do have to pay the conductor la, but we're talking about fees right!

me:AIYOH

wanxin:HAHAHA

UPDATE: Wanxin redeems herself later:

wanxin:hahaha be careful

wanxin:you're sounding more and more ______

me:more and more...what?

me:BEAUTIFUL?

me:CHARMING?

me:SMART?

me:WITTY?

me:WHY, THANK YOU WANXIN! lol

wanxin:have you sensed my reluctance to talk to you already?

me:wei.

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