i saw you looking around at everyone's ears (including mine) very suspiciously. i just want you to know that while you probably checked a few times to make sure everyone was plugged into their headphones, the music on my ipod died at the very precise moment you let a loud fart rip.
yes i know it was you from the relief on your face. everyone else was looking at the other suspiciously because they didn't hear where it came from and could only smell it.
but i saw you. and i heard you. and i friggin 'ell smelled you. disgusting girl.
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