i missed a bbq with old church friends cuz i was sick at home but my childhood friend came back to me with this report (over msn):
me: i heard it was a success.
CF: yeah. your mum thinks you have a bf, btw.
me: WHAT? what did she say exactly?
CF: i asked if you had a bf and she said "well, she always comes back late so i suppose she does, but she never tell me." eh. why you never tell her. she like so sad liddat.
me: but there's nobody!
SEE LAH FRIENDS! because i'm hanging out with you guys my mother thinks i have a boyfriend. yes ma, i'm seeing about 8 girls. sometimes all at once.
i don't know which is worse: her thinking i'm keeping secrets from her, or how she feels she can't confront me about it.
my eurasian mother can be so chinese sometimes.
hahahaboyfriendhahaha
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