the mid-life-crisis-ing chairman of my company was trying to fix my very old and dying computer today and this is what he said.
Boss: (in a huff, on his knees with a screwdriver in hand doing i dont know what with the CPU) If it were 20 years ago i would've enjoyed fixing up a computer man!
me: (knowing i'm supposed to make conversation)why would you? i hate computers.
Boss: well, when u're trying to fix up a computer to view pamela anderson, you'd be excited too!
me: *nervous laugh* heh i guess. *under breath* Perv.
right on cue, the computer gave up and died, in his hands.
hehehehe