Conversations with Boss

Lately our conversations go something like this: 

I send him a link to a charsiew rice place near the office: 

Boss [11:31 AM]:

  that's so close!

  you're evil.

Me [11:31 AM]:

  and their wonton mee or charsiew rice is like $2.50 only

  WHERE TO GET 

Boss [11:31 AM]:

  you suck.

  now i dunno how to get thru today without getting some char siew

Me [11:32 AM]:

  why would anyone ever go without charsiew ever

Boss [11:33 AM]:

  ya i dunno

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Boss [11:40 AM]:

  i was here yesterday

(sends link to awesome looking zhi char place)

  the salted egg squid was quite yum

Me [11:40 AM]:

  SALTED EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  salted egg anything is shiok

Boss [11:40 AM]:

  including just salted egg

Me  [11:44 AM]:

  ya la you've made me hungry now

  i'll get lunch

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When I'm back from lunch...

Boss [12:14 PM]:

  wat did u get?!

Me [12:15 PM]:

  wonton mee

  across the road..

Boss [12:15 PM]:

  ohhh

  good ah

Me [12:16 PM]:

  not bad! not black enough tho

  hk version

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Boss sends link of study saying how popcorn is healthy

Me [12:53 PM]:

  PLAIN, yes

  but butter! and caramel!

Boss [12:55 PM]:

  garrett is so rockin.

  but i can only eat for 5 mins

  then it gets too sweet

Me [12:56 PM]:

  i know what you mean, but audrey solved the problem the other day

  caramel mixed with cheese popcorn

  makes it finish-able

Boss [12:56 PM]:

  u are out to kill me