Post church: "Gosh I really need a beer."
"What time should we leave?" "After this beer." "Really?" "Yea." We did not leave after the beer.
"I'm hungry." "ARE YOU KIDDING? We had enough meat for a week!" "...But I'm hungry."
"Shall we do shots?" "What kind of question is that?"
After taking a sip from a jug: "GAH what is this?!" "Long island iced tea." "GAH!"
"OMG snow!" "Yay! Oh no it's all in my shoes." "Oh no me too."
"Uhoh. This taxi ride is not good." "It's okay, we'll be home soon." "Uhoh, really not good."
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS MORNING! I want instant noodles for breakfast." We had mince pies, cheese and chorizo instead, sob.
"You can have a cat, I will have a toy poodle." Okay.
"I'm hungry. "ARE YOU KIDDING? I had three rounds of food!" "But I didn't!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP? I'M NOT GOING TO SANDS OR THE TOWERS!"
"It's a breathing apparatus!"
"Basically, Baffy, mum got all our women penises for Christmas."
That last bit is true, and I can't frickin' wait to use it. Port-a-loos, you don't scare me anymore!
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Uncle Matt needs a mention:
Uncle Matt: "when will you tie the knot? Make it faster, so I can eat some cake"
Dad: "she's my girlfriend (about Auntie Janet)
Uncle Matt: "then please, take her with you"
Uncle Matt: "You very lucky to have her, she very pretty. Hurry up and win Miss Singapore universe, we all know you will win"
Uncle Matt: "This beer is very tempting. I cant start drinking though, because I'll never stop"
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