This is madness

I think I just wrote a stupid poem about Gong Cha.

Gong Cha is the king of tea
Of the bubbly sort
Earl grey milk with bite-sized chewies,
Healthier than wine or port.

But angmoh doesn't like it much
I guess it's a Singaporean thing
I never liked it much before
But now I think it's KING!

Yes, that was incredibly bad, but OMNOM GONG CHA.