Why going for a spa with mummy is not a good idea

1. She gets one room for us both

2. Having to strip in front of mummy

3. Mummy holding up disposable THONG underwear while changing and asks: "Angel, which side is front and which side is the back?" GAHWTFHALPAWKWARDKILLSTABVOMIT

4. When I balk and exasperatedly say I don't know!! she says: "But you're the one who wears this kind of thing what" while quizzically holding the offending g-string panty stretched out in front of her.

Other than that, going for a spa with mum is awesome. Except I ache from the stupid lady rubbing knots out of my shoulders.