i'm so proud of my new journo who is the same age as my sales person but she doesn't make me want to throw up everytime i talk to her.

that was an incredibly long and confusing sentence. let me try it again:

my new journo is the same age as my sales manager. but my new journo has brainz and my sales manager does not. my sales manager makes me want to throw up when i talk to her, but not my journo. therefore i'm so proud of the journo who is the same age as my sales person but she doesn't make me want to throw up everytime i talk to her.

also my hiring skillz which are now one bajillion times better if i compare her to my old journo.

WIN.