Most tiring lunch ever

"Boys like their women to not always argue with them, just say yes can already la next time."

"But why aren't you seeing anyone?"

"Maybe you should fish [for potential partners]. If you don't like, throw the fish back lor!"

"I used to demand my friends to set me up on dates. One date per week. And I would hound them if I had no dates that week and ask them why they aren't doing their jobs."

"But aren't you lonely?"

"What I like about her is that she knows her role as a woman."

"There isn't any one thing great about him, but he has all the ticks on my checklist."

"Maybe you should stop doing single person activities like jogging alone, or swimming alone."

"Maybe I should take a wire and measure her finger while she's sleeping, then I will know her ring size."

"Maybe it's not the people you're meeting, maybe it's you who is making them like this."

"Hate to say this, but women come with expiry dates."

all of this was said during lunch today. not all of it was said to me, not all of them were my colleagues, and while it seems there's one or two assholes in the group, most of them are actually pretty alright.

which is your favourite? mine has got to be "what i like about her is that she knows her role as a woman". dude, are you for real?