Going on a liquid diet

i'm going on a beer diet. this is why:

Food:
Subway steak and cheese wrap: 353 calories
McDonald's fries (medium): 450 calories
McDonald's double cheeseburger: 530 calories
Wonton mee (dry): 407 calories (OMG? I HOW LOVE WONTON MEE?)
Chicken rice (roasted): 618 calories
Duck rice (braised): 706 calories

on the other hand:

Beer:
1pint guinness draught: 210 calories
0.5pint heineken: 120 calories
0.5 pint stella: 154 calories
beer in general = LOVE AND HAPPINESS.

as long as i stay away from those nasty peanuts that come with beer, i fail to see a flaw in this plan. (also, this is in no way the alcoholic in me speaking. swearz.)

if you want more detail about which alcohol to stick to and which to avoid if you want a svelte body check out jody's post. she explains it way better than i could.

sources (so you know i'm serious!):
Asian food: http://www.ultimatesg.com/22maynutritionindexhawker.html
Ang mo food: http://www.shapefit.com/
Beer: http://caloriecount.about.com/