Things i do when i'm supposed to be writing a feature

1. Measure the length of an eyelash that has fallen on the table (0.8cm)
2. Wonder if my hands have always been so lined, or if I need a new moisturiser.
3. Very carefully and systematically scratch off the DHL logo on my favourite pen.
4. Rearrange my magazines according to favourite covers, then rearrange them again according to date because i realise i probably would not be able to find anything if i arranged them by favourites.
5. Crack head thinking of what else to write on a to do list after WRITE FEATURE STORY.
6. Position my webcam so it doesn't shoot videos of me from under my chin (doesn't matter that nobody ever video skypes me. except vick, and i never video skype her anymore because she takes embarrassing still shots of my facial expressions).
7. Find out that the dragon in neverending story does look more like a dog than a dragon, and that its name is Falkor, not Lucky.
8. Make stupid lists like these.

Yes i do actual work. Promise.