1) it is really weird to throw up while completely sober.
2) Oprah is pretty great. seriously.
3) it is totally possible to sleep the day away.
4) i've got an in-built navigation system that brings me from my room to the toilet bowl while my eyes are completely shut. cool.
5) speaking of toilet bowls and being sober, my toilet brand is calypso. betcha don't know yours.
6) my parents turn into doctors when i'm sick. they suddenly know which medicine is best and whether or not i should eat. "cannot! this one got milk cannot drink! that one oily, worse! this medicine *points to totally label-less pills* will help vomitting."
7) if you think the only time you drunk-text/call someone is when u're drunk, you're wrong. clearly you can do it while drugged.
don't worry i saw a real doctor. twice. turns out the totally label-less pills were really meant to stop the vomitting. back to bed!
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