How to have a crappy monday morning.

1) drink some really shitty coffee.
2) spend about 20mins finding just THAT bra (no, the others won't do), only to realise it was hanging in exactly the same place you last put it.
3) curse and swear as you realise you left the capris you wanted to wear in the office.
4) fit uncomfortably into 2nd choice jeans.
5) kick self as you realise you totally forgot to buy a new bottle of perfume during completely self-indulgent weekend and have to go through the day smelling less goddess-like than usual.
6) run for the bus in pretty new patent kitten heels.
7) curse and swear as you realise, once you get on the bus (managed to catch it, yay!) that you left your wallet at home. d'oh!
8) get to the office and wait in anticipation for regular emailer. save news article for said regular emailer, just because regular emailer will enjoy it.
9) throw girly hissy-fit when regular emailer finally mails, asking about another very nice, very beautiful person, and says nothing about you. perhaps mailer could sense my less-than goddess-smelling self today?
10) spend next hour fuming, the following hour realising how childish you are, but still refuse to reply email.

pout.