why is it that
1) i can line one eye perfectly with pencil eyeliner but not the other?
2) my pretty skirt is pretty only when i'm getting dressed, and gets creased in all the wrong places the minute i sit down?
3) when i go to bed at night with my hair wet, i look like a crazy person the next morning?
4) i know coffee isn't going to help nurse my giant headache, but i drink it anyway?
5) pimples on the temples hurt extra bad, especially when i forget its there and jam my nail into it while trying to flip my hair?
6) the bobbi brown powder runs out so damn quickly!
rah. i hate mondays.
also had strange dream last night of LawyerFriend who wanted to hatch an alien egg for fun. the egg turned into this green woman/monster who ate humans and laid more alien eggs. we tried killing her by wrapping her body in green groundsheets but when we opened it again (don't ask me why) she regenerated and asked for some gin & tonic.
ok i know that sounded very stupid, but trust me, it was terrifying.
rah. i hate mondays.