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just somethings i read while waiting for tuition. enjoy.

Autofixation: the spontaneous act of a computer fixing itself as soon as a repairperson arrives. Also: expertease, repairadox.

Desperadoo: The thinning ponytail that boomers wear in a desperate effort to stem the ravages of middle-aged hair loss. Also: bald man's bluff, Don Juan-a-be, oldielocks.

Sneezure: A sneeze that fizzles out before it's due. Also: gesundnotquite.

Undercarment: coat hem or belt that hangs out of the door of a vehicle. Also: doornamental, dragstrip.

heh. any more anyone? :)