ok. its been weeks now. i believe an explosion is in order.

why i hate computers (list varies over time/different set of problems occur)

1) my @(*#(Q#*^(*! computer has been hijacked. yes. i am not appreciating the porn in my "favourites" folder, that KEEPS reappearing even tho i delete it.

2) also not appreciated is the million and one popups that...well, pop up whenever i visit a webpage. ESPECIALLY when the popups ask me whether i wanna kill popups. *narrows eyes to slits* the irony is not appreciated, thank you.

3) the apparently super killer good adware/spyware cleaner is screwing my computer over. it keeps hanging for one, does not let me open more than one IE window secondly, and lastly KEEPS alerting me that another software is hijacking my system and undoes whatever this spyware killer has done. WELL THEN WHAT'S THE USE OF USING YOU?! and i've gotta keep it running all the while my computer is on. because even though after i close it nothing hangs and i can open more than one IE window, all the settings get changed back. i am not looking forward to the end of the 30days of my free trial.

4) my new printer, that i took what felt like 3000 years to download the driver and get it set up on my computer, does not print. all it does, instead, is blink. yes. there is a little yellow light at the bottom left of the printer that is blinking at me as i type this. its as if it's saying "haha, there's something wrong with me, but i ain't telling, i'm just gonna sit pretty here and blink at you until you find out!"

MY COMPUTER IS JACKING ME! *TEARS HAIR OUT*

okay, fine. i know how this all happened. but i swear, its not my fault. remember the essay i was talking about that i loved doing? well, i had to imitate an author and i decided to imitate Laurence Sterne. so... in my bid to be a little more hardworking than usual, i tried googling Sterne to see if there was anything else interesting i could use in my essay. well. i gotta start reading some of the descriptions google provides because one of the websites i clicked on brought me to some site with a hugeass banner which said "WATCH GUYS BE STERNE WITH THEIR SLAVES!!" with naked guys and girls with whips and chains and i need not describe more. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

see. its not my fault. these fucking angmos need to learn how to spell. HELLO STERN LEH CAN?! help. please. *crumbles and weeps out of exasperation*